PHIL 109
PHIL 109
• Question 1
2 out of 2 points
Vioxx, Celebrex, and Bextra are painkillers, and all of them are risky for heart patients. It must be the case that all painkillers are risky for heart patients.
• Question 2
2 out of 2 points
Radio host Rush Limbaugh argues that America’s foreign policy is a great success. But who is this screwball Limbaugh? He’s nothing but a fascist, sexist, homophobic, drug-addicted moron, who will say anything to stir up the ultra right. Every sane person shuts him off.
• Question 3
2 out of 2 points
Every component in this boat is made of rust-proof material. Therefore, the entire boat is rust-proof.
• Question 4
2 out of 2 points
Either you buy me a new Rolls Royce or I’ll have to walk to work in the snow. And I’m sure you don’t want me to do that.
• Question 5
2 out of 2 points
Either Thomas Edison or Samuel F. B. Morse invented the telegraph. But it wasn’t Edison. Therefore, Morse invented the telegraph.
• Question 6
2 out of 2 points
Nobody has ever seen Mr. Albie walk without crutches. We conclude that Mr. Albie needs crutches to walk.
• Question 7
2 out of 2 points
Floyd Conway has given us his reasons for unrestricted logging in our national forests. But it’s obvious why he says these things. Floyd is a lumberjack, and he just wants to ensure that he’ll have a job in the years ahead.
• Question 8
2 out of 2 points
During the five years that Clarence has worn a Rolex watch, three of his married friends have gotten a divorce. Thus, to prevent any more divorces, it is essential that he stop wearing that watch.
• Question 9
2 out of 2 points
Tom is a bit of a dunce when it comes to mathematics, and he hasn’t studied a bit for the next test. Therefore, he probably won’t do very well on that test.
• Question 10
2 out of 2 points
The idea that fast food is unhealthy is a lot of hooey. Why, 90% of America eats fast food.
• Question 11
2 out of 2 points
We know for certain that no armadillos are aardvarks. It is therefore equally certain that no aardvarks are armadillos.
• Question 12
2 out of 2 points
This brick made of 24 caret gold has been sliced into 50 pieces. Therefore, each of the pieces must be 24 caret gold.
• Question 13
2 out of 2 points
Movie star Marci Downs says in magazine ads that the new Porsche XKG is the sexiest car on the road. But you shouldn’t take what she says too seriously because she’s paid thousands of dollars to make these ads.
• PHIL 109 Question 14
2 out of 2 points
Either you buy me a new Rolex watch, or I’ll be late for all my meetings. I’m sure you don’t want me to be late, so you’ll buy me the Rolex. How about that one with diamonds in it?
• Question 15
2 out of 2 points
Dr. Williams cheated Medicare by exaggerating expenses, and Dr. Fox cheated by submitting fees for nonexistent patients. Dr. Harris defrauded a dozen insurance companies by requiring unneeded lab tests. The apparent conclusion is that all doctors cheat.
• Question 16
2 out of 2 points
My dear, you shouldn’t hesitate a minute before buying a new mink coat. Real fur is in right now, and a full mink is the ultimate in fashion. It tells the whole world that you have exquisite taste and the wherewithal to express it.
• Question 17
2 out of 2 points
Every ingredient in this new drink concoction is highly alcoholic. Therefore, the drink is highly alcoholic.
• Question 18
2 out of 2 points
Renee Richards argues in favor of reducing the patient load of our nurses. But it’s obvious why she says this. Renee is a nurse herself, so of course she wants a reduced patient load. Nobody should pay too much attention to her pleas.
• Question 19
2 out of 2 points
Former President Bush argued in favor of privatizing Social Security. But just look at the man. He can’t even pronounce half the words in the English language, he’s a notorious liar, and his face looks like it came off the cover of MAD Magazine. Bush’s arguments are pure trash.
